justlikeconstellations: When You Can’t Sleep At...
so my ex girlfriend who is a junior got this new freshman boyfriend a little back and she downgraded from me to him. that’s two grades lower -_- how do you go from a junior to a freshman. but on another note, she just told me that his dick’s bigger and he’s better at sex.
just out of a breakup? feeling down? sleeping with...
single again -_-
i know we having been dating long but holy shit. all i want is to see you out of school -_- waaaaah i’m so clingy
omg my friend is explaining his weekend he had with this guy he just met and it’s so cute :) he never ever got so emotional and gitty about any other guy haha i can’t get over how cute it iiis. i never give a fuck about my friends relationships but i’m actually really happy for him <3
THE YEAR 2999
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: I'mma fuck your bitch nigga, I'mma fuck your ho nigga
Twamps in my bag like I'm sipping on a fo' nigga
Finna hit the room, with your bitch started sucking
I'm gold grill shining, fuck her sister and her cousin
No I ain't no bitch and no I ain't no snitch
I'm fucking on that bitch and then I make her strip
I'm twerkin' on that bitch, I'm working on that bitch
She sucking on my dick, cause I'm a pretty bitch
yo danny fenton he was just 14
bobslawblog: sleepyfeet: vampireweakend: pyralspite: statters: pyjamaprodigy: when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen to join the black parade omfg what shit oh my fuck
Lil Wayne: Life's a bitch, nah better yet a dumb broad. I bet I could fuck the world and make her cum hard.
Aesop Rock: Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess.
why am i such a shitty person
it's all my fault
i'm the shitttiest person in the world right now
Skyrim ... why are you so addicting :'(
i want to call my mom to tell her how much i miss her and how much i love her but my phone is fucking up and there’s no way to contact her. i’m legit crying my eyes out right now. mom i love you. you’ve fucked everyone’s life up that’s close to you but we’re family and we’ll never lose each other. you kicked me out for your boyfriend, kicked your two other...